Thursday, October 06, 2005
Without a trace of bias
Tonight's episode of "Without a Trace" (carried, naturally, by the network that brought you Dan Blather) featured a poor, defenseless little kid being beaten by huge, merciless bullies.
What set off these bullies, these thugs, you ask? Well, I'll tell you--it seems the sweet, tiny, angelic, golden-haired boy dared to say that the government of these United States isn't protecting its citizens, and that said government was more than a little to blame for 9/11. For this crime, the sweet little boy was beaten by the immense and highly-muscled schoolroom bullies.
I didn't watch the entire episode, preferring by a wide margin to focus my energies instead on rooting for the Astros (they lost), so I have no idea how the episode ends. Nor do I care. (Oh, and I forgot to add that the angelic golden-haired little liberal pipsqueak, who reminded me sharply of a time-machined Joe Biden, was being raised by a brave and valiant single mother, who held two jobs.) Will I sleep better tonight knowing that short angelic liberal brats are out there defending the terrorists who want to kill me and my family? Not likely...
What set off these bullies, these thugs, you ask? Well, I'll tell you--it seems the sweet, tiny, angelic, golden-haired boy dared to say that the government of these United States isn't protecting its citizens, and that said government was more than a little to blame for 9/11. For this crime, the sweet little boy was beaten by the immense and highly-muscled schoolroom bullies.
I didn't watch the entire episode, preferring by a wide margin to focus my energies instead on rooting for the Astros (they lost), so I have no idea how the episode ends. Nor do I care. (Oh, and I forgot to add that the angelic golden-haired little liberal pipsqueak, who reminded me sharply of a time-machined Joe Biden, was being raised by a brave and valiant single mother, who held two jobs.) Will I sleep better tonight knowing that short angelic liberal brats are out there defending the terrorists who want to kill me and my family? Not likely...
