Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Hollywood, biased? Surely you're joking!
Well, they're finally handing out stars in Hollywood to honor mediocre B-movie-level actresses. Of course, said crappy actresses are both flaming liberals, so why am I surprised that the star-bedecked sidewalk will now contain the names of Kirsten Dunst and Charlize Theron?
(Those links, by the way, are to the HTML version of a .pdf file, and you need only search for those illustrious actress' names at the link to see their campaign contributions to John Kerry. If you want the original .pdf file, either google, without the quotes, "Kirsten Dunst John Kerry" and then scroll down, or e-mail me and I'll gladly send it to you.)
If anyone disagress with me that the lovely Charlize and the lovely Kirsten are no more than B-movie (at best) talents, feel free to go out and rent "The Devil's Advocate" (with a bonus for you fellas out there--Charlize is naked for much of the flick! Complete with whip-marks from her encounter with the son of Satan!) or "Wimbledon." Or try "Bring It On" (Dunst) or "Reindeer Games" (Theron), for truly sparkling examples of these actresses' work. ("Reindeer Games" also showcases an Oscar-worthy performance by Ben Affleck, by the way. And I hope the heavy sarcasm in that last sentence comes through clearly.)
(Those links, by the way, are to the HTML version of a .pdf file, and you need only search for those illustrious actress' names at the link to see their campaign contributions to John Kerry. If you want the original .pdf file, either google, without the quotes, "Kirsten Dunst John Kerry" and then scroll down, or e-mail me and I'll gladly send it to you.)
If anyone disagress with me that the lovely Charlize and the lovely Kirsten are no more than B-movie (at best) talents, feel free to go out and rent "The Devil's Advocate" (with a bonus for you fellas out there--Charlize is naked for much of the flick! Complete with whip-marks from her encounter with the son of Satan!) or "Wimbledon." Or try "Bring It On" (Dunst) or "Reindeer Games" (Theron), for truly sparkling examples of these actresses' work. ("Reindeer Games" also showcases an Oscar-worthy performance by Ben Affleck, by the way. And I hope the heavy sarcasm in that last sentence comes through clearly.)
