Friday, September 16, 2005
Cindy Sheehan
These quotes are from the latest "Limbaugh Letter," and are too priceless not to share with the world at large. All of them come from the mouth of Cindy Sheehan, the so-called "peace Mom" whose son's death has been made utterly meaningless by his own mother.
"Someone said...'We should go down in a pasture near Bush's ranch and thousands of people would come and you ought to call it T-rdstock'--so let's call it T-rdstock."
Um, your words, honey, not mine...
"We are waging a nuclear war in Iraq right now. That country is contaminated. It will be contaminated for practically eternity now."
We're what? Waging a nuclear war in Iraq? Are you out of your ever-lovin' mind? Where are the pictures of this nuclear war? Because I, for one, would dearly love to see them. I wonder why Katie Couric and Chris Matthews and Algore and Michael Moore and Hillary Clinton aren't screaming about this at the top of their lungs? Don't they care that we're apparently nuking little Iraqi babies "right now?"
"I'm just so honored that the universe chose me to be the spark that has set off a raging inferno."
Okay, a) the universe doesn't give a flying snot about you, and has not, in fact, chosen you for anything; b) there has been no "raging inferno" started by you or any of the other t-rds from T-rdstock; and finally, c) what on earth do you think your son would be saying right now?
And not to leave out what I heard just this morning on Laura Ingraham's show, these two choice Sheehan nuggets of wisdom:
Bush should "excuse hisself from power." Yes, you read that correctly. He should excuse hisself.
And never fear! Cindy Sheehan has an opinion about New Orleans, too! We "should pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans."
Whatever, lady.
"Someone said...'We should go down in a pasture near Bush's ranch and thousands of people would come and you ought to call it T-rdstock'--so let's call it T-rdstock."
Um, your words, honey, not mine...
"We are waging a nuclear war in Iraq right now. That country is contaminated. It will be contaminated for practically eternity now."
We're what? Waging a nuclear war in Iraq? Are you out of your ever-lovin' mind? Where are the pictures of this nuclear war? Because I, for one, would dearly love to see them. I wonder why Katie Couric and Chris Matthews and Algore and Michael Moore and Hillary Clinton aren't screaming about this at the top of their lungs? Don't they care that we're apparently nuking little Iraqi babies "right now?"
"I'm just so honored that the universe chose me to be the spark that has set off a raging inferno."
Okay, a) the universe doesn't give a flying snot about you, and has not, in fact, chosen you for anything; b) there has been no "raging inferno" started by you or any of the other t-rds from T-rdstock; and finally, c) what on earth do you think your son would be saying right now?
And not to leave out what I heard just this morning on Laura Ingraham's show, these two choice Sheehan nuggets of wisdom:
Bush should "excuse hisself from power." Yes, you read that correctly. He should excuse hisself.
And never fear! Cindy Sheehan has an opinion about New Orleans, too! We "should pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans."
Whatever, lady.